Pour les programmeurs et les autres

[JeanDemi]

c'est en anglais, mais vous devez comprendre...

 

How The World Was Created

 

 

 

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.

 

 

 

On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.)

 

 

 

On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and spent the rest of the day (and his first all-nighter ) reinstalling the universe.

 

 

 

On the third day, the bit cried "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the original prototype.

 

 

 

Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized that "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored.

 

 

 

On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that - by performing a single shift instruction -- it could become the Most Significant Bit. And God realized the importance of computer security.

 

 

 

On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said "Screw that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply." And God saw that it was good.

 

 

 

On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the sixth day must have been a Monday.

 

 

 

On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced Windows into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since.

 

[IcE_JoE]

ultra lol et encore une claque dans la gueule de bill ki c deja fait entarté mouahahha

[JeanDemi]

a propos de l'Entarteur, c'est un sacre enfoire, quand il va a la foire du livre, il en pique pleins, il a meme des copains qui volent des bouquins pour lui! et vu que c'est l'Entarteur, personne n'ose rien dire!

 

En fait, il est encore plus con et salaud que Bill....

[IcE_JoE]

ben je c rien sur lui alors desole...

[jeanbi]

 

[ Ce Message a été édité par: jeanbi le 2001-08-08 22:02 ]

[Kukron]

Je trouve que c'est beaucoup plus compréhensible en anglais qu'en français traduit

[HAYABUSA]

Ben non .......

 

je voi pas la différence

 

 

 

So long

[JeanDemi]

d'accord avec toi KuKron

[IcE_JoE]

c une catastrophe en francais lol

 

c un charabia incomprehensible ki veut rien dire

[jeanbi]

 

Et je vous dis pas le prix du programme ...

 

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